Hookey

Migraines and I are like this (*crosses fingers in makeshift symbol of closeness and/or friendship). Thus goes my morning:

1.Woke up to alarm 7:30
2.Sat up
3.Grumbled something unintelligible
4.Smoothed out Marvin the Martian pajamas
5.Made an attempt to stand
6.Fell back and grasped head
7.Swore under breath
8.Dialed library
9.Yelled "TO HELL WITH YOU!"

BAH HUMBUG!