Turn that frown upside down.

There is nothing like some mindless light-hearted banter to make your *explitive* day better.

Melinator16: i never said i was not okay. im happy as a hello kitty doll on crack.
Melinator16: i think im going to sell my virginity on Ebay.
Melinator16: you think i would get much?
Melinator16: the upside would be this nifty pin.
Melinator16: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2036&item=6170226615&rd=1
SoonerPride777: lol
Melinator16: hmm i wonder if they have t shirts
SoonerPride777: and yes, I imagine you'd go for a bundle :-P
Melinator16: OH THEY DO HAVE BUMPER STICKERS!
Melinator16: my "I SOLD MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL" sticker is looking a little lonely.
SoonerPride777: lol, I never noticed that sticker!
Melinator16: maybe if i put a picture of me clothed i might be able to break even for the condoms i will have to buy. a nude picture might break me.
SoonerPride777: entirely not true!
Melinator16: thats cause im joshin you
SoonerPride777: lol, I know
Melinator16: i could sell each body part one at a time. might make more that way...
SoonerPride777: dibs on your left leg! :-P
Melinator16: the right is better. go for it
SoonerPride777: haha
Melinator16: or perhaps lucy or betty?
SoonerPride777: do I get a bonus if I buy both?
Melinator16: *names for my breasts*
SoonerPride777: lucy and betty?
SoonerPride777: oh, lol!
SoonerPride777: I figure they'll go first, no way I'd ever make enough money to buy them in time :-P
Melinator16: yeah if you buy both i will throw in some lotion to keep them in good condition.
SoonerPride777: haha, sweetness
Melinator16: hmmm....all the possibilities.....
SoonerPride777: no fair
Melinator16: you wanna know how i remember which breast is named what?
SoonerPride777: lol, how's that?
Melinator16: aleft and lucy.
Melinator16: "l"
SoonerPride777: (a picture might help your description :-P)
SoonerPride777: lol, I see
Melinator16: one in various stages of undress i suppose
SoonerPride777: hmmm....
SoonerPride777: oh yeah, no fair, if you run out of money someone will always pay to see a beautiful woman (I think the College of Art pays $9/hr for models ), but I'm just outta luck!
Melinator16: oh god. my body is one of those you must see naked in the dark, and for a few seconds at a time only.
SoonerPride777: *bangs head against keyboard* plkasdjl;kanvl;akvnkl;aj sdfpalsdfh
Melinator16: is that really what came out?
SoonerPride777: lol!
Melinator16: you know in some language that mean something like "i'm a dirty whore"
SoonerPride777: I am! I just don't get enough action to prove it :-P
Melinator16: hmmm. wait till those legs arrive. lots can be done...
SoonerPride777: lol
SoonerPride777: bleh, I procrastinated, now i gotta write an entire paper tonight....senioritis is deadly, I tell ya!
Melinator16: HEY ME TOO!
SoonerPride777: I'll do yours if you do mine!
SoonerPride777: wait...that sounded alot dirtier than it should have....
SoonerPride777: O:-)
Melinator16: haha, OH BRING IT ON!
Melinator16: wait can i handle yours?
Melinator16: or is it too hard?
SoonerPride777: oh, it's hard, and long
SoonerPride777: but it's gotta be done, and you gotta do what you gotta do!
Melinator16: *and im spent*
SoonerPride777: lol