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U.S. bans "eyeball jewelry"
Some U.S. lawmakers want to make sure the twinkle in your eye doesn't come from jewelry.
Repulsed by a body modification offered at a Dutch institute ¡ª where tiny metal hearts and half-moons are surgically embedded in the whites of the eye ¡ª one lawmaker has proposed banning the practice in Illinois.
A House committee Thursday approved legislation that would make it a felony to implant jewelry in someone's eye. -www.chinaview.cn 2005-03-07 11:13:23