"A real woman should own three items..."

"a power tool, a motorcycle, and a black lace bra." -My revision of an old saying.

Sunday, October 31, 2004

Halloween FUN!

Halloween has gotta be the best holiday ever!!!!!!!!!!!
Check out my pumpkin entry for the carving contest at our apartments.



The winner gets $100. So wish me luck. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Monday, October 25, 2004

SOOO HOTT!

Who could resist this?

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Henry David Thoreau

I am serious when I say that I am more in Love with Henry David Thoreau, than I most likely will be with any living man in the future...thats right...I'm in love with a dead man. Not just dead either, BEEN dead for over a hundred & fifty years.

If you haven't ever gotten the chance to read anything by him, take the time. He is brillant. WALDEN especially got to me. Been inspired more lately than I have been in a long time. He seems to view everything exactly like me. He actually spent the majority of his life alone and in a log cabin in the woods. Anyone that knows me, knows that this appeals to me more than anything. Perhaps I was meant to live in 1800's. I think there was a mix up. Quotes: "...This spending of the best part of one's life earning money in order to enjoy a questionable liberty during the least valuable part of it..." "...the fault-finder will find faults even in paradise. Love your life, poor as it is." Henry Thoreau, I LOVE YOU! Hmm....*scratches head* Melody Thoreau sounds pretty catchy.


He's hairy too! HAHA!

Friday, October 15, 2004

Life as a Comedy?

So my life has pretty much been a comedy lately. I guess it was time for that comedic relief. Everyday some new and unheard of thing happens to me, and all I can do is just laugh at myself and move on. These humbling experiences are what shapes our character....have a good laugh at my expense:


We start with an experpt from my cousin's journal. This occured at a concert Sarah, Robin, and I went to over the weekend. "We kinda got stuck on the outside of the mosh pit...which sucked a little...but it was VERY entertaining to see my normally mellow cousin shove the crap out of these annoying smelly girls. haha...good times." ...yes, thats right....i got violent. ME! Its happens aparently.

The second incident occured Wed. morning. I had been up late studying and I was just getting up and around for classes at about 10:30. Normally I dont run into anyone in my apartment until later that night...so as it was, after my shower I mill around in nearly no clothing. Ten seconds after I walk back into my room to get dressed, I hear someone walk past and out the door. Gerard, Laura's boyfriend had been there the entire time! HAHA, poor soul.

The third incident occured today. I fell off my bike again. However...this time I wasn't moving. Thats right... I was standing completely still at an intersection. How does this happen? It happens if you are a doofus and can't balance yourself in a standing position.

And last but certainly not least...we have the cupcake fight. I think the picture explains it all:


Tuesday, October 12, 2004

*Big Smile*

How did they find all my ex boyfriends!?!

http://www.bravotv.com/Manhunt/

Haha.






Sunday, October 10, 2004

Does this mean chivalry is really dead?

'Superman' star Christopher Reeve dead at 52.

I think mankind is doomed. Superman is dead. Our symbol of heroism is dead. This seriously disturbs me.

Saturday, October 09, 2004

Virtuosity pays...

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

Class, Grrrrrr!
Homework, Grrrrrrr!
Sickness, Grrrrrr!
Boys, Grrrrrrrr!

I feel like $hit. I hate everyone, yes that includes you! AND I ESPECIALLY HATE MEN/BOYS/IMMATURE DOOFUSES(technical term)
Why do you think you can just walk back into my life after what you did? No, you cannot have me back! No, I will not sleep with you! No, I don't need/think about you ever! Well, except now....then never again.

I can't trust them, can't love em, and most importantly DO NOT NEED THEM!